The resolution of the fight (I was hoping for more fisticuffs, because, really, what beats fisticuffs?) is delayed when Sean is called away to yet another crime scene. After Sean reveals that Julia served him papers but he refused to sign, the two go argue back and forth about who is really refusing to live their lives and move on. She needles him, he flirts with her to avoid the questions and ultimately manages to escape without revealing the truth.Ĭhristian finally returns to the office where he is hassled by Sean for not having been there in the morning. The hits keep coming as a new detective, Kit McGraw (Rhona Mitra), calls Christian back to the precinct, convinced that he hasn’t told the police everything namely that he was raped. Needless to say, both conversations could have gone better. Though she has longed for him to ask, she knows that it isn’t real and “isn’t ready to die with him” quite yet. Christian, meanwhile, sidesteps his own impotence (Kimber’s newest porn fails to arouse him) by asking Kimber to marry him. For Sean, that means being confronted by divorce papers which he refuses to sign, then almost signs, then refuses again. Intercutting between Sean and Julia and Christian and Kimber, the two couple discuss taking their relationships to new levels. Get it?!)Īs if things couldn’t get worse for the duo, they are both simultaneously presented with relationships in crisis. Look, the woman with the implants never took the time to acknowledge and solve the problem and neither is Sean. When Sean waves her off, she pithy turns his earlier comment about ignoring the problem back on him (See, see. This of course sets off a chain reaction of reschedules and prompts Liz to point out that counting on Christian to ride in the next day to help with the caseload is a bit pie in the sky. Lacking his partner in the room, however, means that after five hours, he has only taken care of one breast and needs to reschedule the woman for the other the next day. According to Sean, sometimes patients seem to think that ignoring the problem is the best way to handle it. While Christian is confronting the ghosts in his apartment, Sean is performing a particularly messy silicon implant removal for a woman whose implants burst at least three (!) years ago. The scene seems to be calling for an emotional outburst, but McMahon just isn’t equal to the task so it falls flat. Sadly, he loses points shortly afterwards when he heads home for the first time after the attack (the police tape is still up) and strips the bed of the bloody sheets. McMahon’s reading of the line deserves praise as he spits it out without melodrama and in such a way that makes it seem like he literally needs to say it and walk away from it like somehow the statement could attach itself to him. Christian reveals that the cut on his neck is not the only way the Carver (who for the sake of ease, I’m assigning a masculine pronoun to from here on out until we find out otherwise) brutalized Christian: he also raped Christian while the surgeon was still paralyzed. More on that later.Ĭhristian and Sean briefly discuss the attack. This will be the first of many sledgehammer-esque “symbolic” events to get us to understand that the characters are trapped in ruts, whether they be of fear, career, matrimony, or obesity. Bad, Nip/Tuck, bad! Christian has been having it ever since the attack and the worst part is that even when all is said and done, they can’t completely lower the coffin in the ground. I guess his contract is just extended for flashbacks and such.” But no…you’d be wrong. Not sure how he pulls that off, but good for him.Īt this point, you might be thinking, “Wow, they really did it. We also get a glimpse of the McNamara’s creepy, creepy son Matt (John Hensley) who looks less like Michael Jackson this season than previously, yet more reptilian. Sean comes to the podium next and speaks rather poetically about wanting a brother as a kid and finding one at 18 when he met Christian. Christian is buried in a service that features a parade of ladies including Sean’s estranged wife Julia (Joely Richardson), Kimber Henry (Kelly Carlson), and Liz Cruz (Roma Maffia) all telling us how, ultimately, they loved him. Sean McNamara (Dylan Walsh) arrives at Christian’s apartment to ID the body as police mill about, gathering evidence. No signs of marital troubles, partner troubles, or transsexual life coaches to be found.įrom there, we are dropped right into the action.
This week’s season premiere begins as all episodic dramas must: with RECAP TIME! All Carver (the serial mutilator) related material culminating in, of course, his attack on Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) at the conclusion of last season. It’s missed you as much as you’ve missed it.